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About Mochi, the grey beauty who loves Prada and Instagram

About Mochi

Hiya cuties, my name is Mochi. Thanks so much for visiting my page, it’s a real honour! One day, I hope to be as big as Kim Kardashian. Until then, I guess I’ll just keep slumming it in Singapore.

About Mochi

Here are a few frequently asked questions so you can get to know me a bit better.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Even though I don’t have a job right now, I don’t have that much spare time. My life is surprisingly busy! I usually wake up around 11am. After breakfast, I go for a manicure and then I meet my BFF, Bessy, at her work. She works at a local supermarket called Fairprice. We like to go out the back to the loading dock and talk about boys whilst Bessy chain smokes.

What is your favourite food?

OMG I cannot believe you asked me that question!!!!! I have a crazy weakness for jam donuts, custard tarts and chocolate mousse… basically, anything sweet. However, I’m now on a strict keto diet. I have a picture of Misty looking fat as my phone screensaver to help me stay motivated so I don’t break my diet.

What do you admire most about Misty?

Misty is really smart and a whiz on the computer. However, she is also super condescending. Whenever I ask her a question I feel like she is looking down on me. She’s also mean. It’s no wonder Misty doesn’t have any friends and is still a virgin!

What is something that may surprise others about you?

A lot of people think I love Chanel. Whilst Chanel is chic my ultimate dream is to own a Prada handbag. Is that super cheesy? I’d also be happy with any other new designer handbag too.

Do you have any beauty tips?

You are never too young to start having plastic surgery. I know a great surgeon in South Korea, PM me if you want his details.

If you want to learn more about me then check out The Family Tree page.